Quick-witted
Dry, sarcastic and often impossible to read.
Tall. Loyal. Slightly obsessed with Halo.
Meet Daniel
Wright
Gamer, footballer, collector, talented editor—and one of the most dependable people you could meet.
6 ft 1 inVery easy to spot
462 games“Casual” gamer
Best DancerBoat Party, 2023
Born 24 April 2002
Genuinely great guy
The important bit
More than the jokes.
Dan is the friend who keeps the group moving.
Football, gaming, a pub trip, a holiday or a few hours on Discord—he brings energy, dry humour and just enough chaos to make everything more entertaining.
Behind the sarcasm, he is incredibly genuine. If Dan says he will help, organise something or be there, he means it. He doesn’t throw around empty words; he follows through.
When a close friend was moving abroad, Dan arranged a football signed by everyone who had played with him. He tracked down names, messaged people one by one and made sure nobody was forgotten.
Thoughtful
Shows he cares through effort, invitations and ridiculous videos.
Creative
Makes genuinely great edits, gaming clips and visual jokes.
Gallery
Dan in the wild
1 / 27Swipe or use arrows
Player profile
462 games.
Zero casual opinions.
Dan loves the stories, characters, artwork and design behind games. Once he starts talking about Halo, there is no guaranteed end time.
Favourite 01Nearly 500 hours
Halo:
The Master Chief Collection
His defining game—and the source of several strongly held views about what makes a Halo game good.
Favourite 02Nearly 100 hours
Batman:
Arkham Knight
A natural choice for someone whose Batman collection is beginning to require its own postcode.
Favourite 03Major franchise
Persona 5
Stylish, character-driven and part of a much bigger appreciation for old-school JRPGs.
BattlefieldFortniteMarvel RivalsPersona 5Shin Megami TenseiOld-school JRPGsStar Wars: Galaxy of HeroesInsanely good at Fortnite*
*According to reliable sources.
Just one more collectible…Comics, LEGO & collecting
Excellent taste.
Limited shelf space.
Dan has built an impressive comic collection around Batman, Deathstroke, Thanos, Marvel, DC, Halo and Star Wars.
He owns more than 1,000 LEGO pieces across his Halo and Star Wars collections, plus figures, statues and collector’s editions. He occasionally needs reminding that he does not need every Deathstroke figure he sees.
One day, he wants to 3D-print a full set of Halo cosplay armour. Frankly, it would suit him far too well.
BatmanDeathstrokeStar WarsHaloLEGO
Away from the screen
Football organiser.
Group-chat wrangler.
Dan doesn’t just turn up and play. He books pitches, sorts teams and chases everyone who waits until the final possible minute to confirm.
For him, football is as much about seeing his friends as the game. The same applies to pub trips, parties, group holidays, random days out, gaming nights and sending memes with no explanation.
He’s also a big fan of West Ham and the Philadelphia Eagles (NFL), so there is usually some sport worth having on in the background.
The group stays active
Cat-approvedCharacter references
What his friends say
Five people, independently confirming that he is, in fact, a great guy.
“I think Dan is a solid dude. He’s genuinely kind, funny and nice. You can never miss Dan in a crowd because he’s so tall.”
Apple
“There are few people in the world who are as supportive and encouraging as Dan. A lot of people throw around empty words, but Dan always follows through. If there’s one person I can count on, it’s Daniel Wright!”
Sov
“He’s honestly one of the greatest guys I know. He’s such a genuine, down-to-earth person who’s always up for anything. Having him in my life honestly makes me wish I’d grown up with a brother.”
Maisam
“Despite living in a cruel world and universe, Dan has a soft and kind soul.”
Tony
“He inspires me.”
Kanye
Best Dancer2023Law Society Boat Party
The actual pitch
Why you should date Dan
He’ll make you laugh, introduce you to far too many games and always make sure there is something to look forward to.
Dan is loyal, supportive and genuinely invested in the people around him. You don’t need to be a gamer—but knowing the difference between Halo and Call of Duty may help.
- ✓Enjoys gaming—or is open to learning
- ✓Likes sarcastic and dark humour
- ✓Enjoys comics, LEGO or collectibles
- ✓Doesn’t mind affectionate teasing
- ✓Likes pub trips and group activities
- ✓Can survive a detailed Halo conversation
- ✓Will help stop unnecessary figure purchases
Dan can be chaotic, sarcastic and completely unserious. He is also thoughtful, supportive and the kind of person who makes life more entertaining simply by being there.
He would probably make a great edit about this website afterwards.Interested in Dan?
Submit your
player-two application.
Serious applications only. Halo knowledge is helpful, but training can be provided.
